Champagne Is Sneaky

The thing about mimosas is that you really don't think you're drinking much as you down glass after glass. So light! So bubbly! So fruity! It's mostly juice, right?

You don't realize how much you've consumed until your basic motor skills start to fail. Pulling out a chair? Whoaaa, crazy! Trying to type? Awfully dyslexic!

And that's why mimosas are awesome. Cheers, Cirque, to a wonderful birthday brunch.