A Few Memorable Lines From the Last Two Days

"What if he's bisexual?"
"I think if he's bisexual everyone wins."

And this morning's, which made me laugh so hard I snorted:

"We asked around and people are really on the fence about it. It could to either way."
"Oh, hon, there is no fence."
"There's just pasture?"
"There's just green, green pasture."
"...AKA the Hudson River Valley."

Apologies for the inside jokes, but they must be recorded for posterity.