Where Do You Get Off?

Public transportation: 99% of the time, it is one of my very favorite things about living in a real city. Runs all night! Involves next to no thought! No designated driver necessary!

And then there are days like today when I long for the privacy of my very own carbon footprint.

Unattractive middle-aged man: *rubs inappropriately against P&G* Hey, let's share a pole.
P&G: *looks horrified* ...no!

Contributions for therapy are welcome.