Dammit John

Phrases for my every mood, courtesy of a three-minute-long comedy sketch:

Frustrated
Damn blast and double damn!

Incredulous
By God here's a turn-up!

Romantic
You don't need a Harvard MBA to know that the bedroom and the boardroom are just two sides of the same agenda.

Compassionate
That must have hurt, hurt like hell on a jetski.

Determined
You know as well as I do there's no such word as "a bit late for all that."

Pressed For Time
Tell him any damn thing you like, just buy me some time!

Wistful
Amsterdam's too obvious. Marjorie was never obvious. That's why I loved her.


*90% of the content for this post was stolen shamelessly from A Bit of Fry and Laurie. Because original thinking is just not happening today.