Two Painfully Stupids and An Awesome

Painfully Stupid #1:

What, they didn't break history enough with the first one? *claws at face*

Painfully Stupid #2:

“My gut feeling, and it’s nothing more than that,” he says, “is that there’s a 20 percent chance we’re living in a computer simulation.” My gut feeling is that the odds are better than 20 percent, maybe better than even.

Awesome:

People, this blog no longer exists in a guns or butter economy; it exists in a guns and butter economy! Translation: in the near future I will be able to afford both living room furniture and a trip to southeast asia in 08. Translation of the translation: today I got a promotion and a raise. Huzzah!