It's All Cirque's Fault (As Usual)

Items my coworker Cirque and I have used as projectiles in our ongoing Office Throwdown:

• paper clips
• rubber bands
• Fauchon candies
• tic tacs
• m&ms
• gobstoppers

It turns out I'm a lefty when it comes to rubber bands. Who knew?

Guard your water glass closely, people: Cirque has laser-like precision. Incoming!