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Postmodern Essay Generator.

It's like every Christmas come at once.

God. I can't stop hitting refresh.

Straddling the Line Between "Sad" and "Awesome"

I'm packing for my weekend in Champaign/Urbana, Illinois. There's not much to pack for three days: the vast majority of my bag is being taken up by wine and books. I keep running my packing list through my brain, however, because that's what you do before you leave for a trip. Toothbrush, clean underwear, something to sleep in...passport! I forgot my passport! Wait, I'm not even leaving the state. Okay: sweater, make up, lotion...passport, shit!

Never leave home without it, I guess. Hey, I could spontaneously fly to, uh, Jakarta if I wanted. 'Cause that's just how I roll.

Thirty Days of Awesome: Day Thirty

DAY THIRTY HURRAY I SURVIVED.

Okay, the following is awesome like a train wreck. If the idea of Disney characters being exploited white collar employees is not gold enough, Lily Tomlin's killing-the-boss fantasy in the movie has her dressed up as Snow White with eager little Disney-esque bluebirds helping her put together a nice cup of poisoned coffee.

So this is obviously winning:



Also, Dolly Parton is always awesome. Always.

THE END.

Thirty Days of Awesome: Day Twenty-Nine

Does this really require words?

Thirty Days of Awesome: Day Twenty-Eight

Today's awesome is thanks to M., who dug this up and emailed it to me all on her own. It made my morning.



Q: What's the most awesome part of this video? The hair? The clothes? The intense facial expressions?
A: TOO HARD, CAN'T CHOOSE.

Thirty Days of Awesome: Day Twenty-Seven

SO CLOSE TO THE END.

I've seen about a million mash ups of this, but I had never seen the original video. It is, as predicted, awesome.



Um: moderately not safe to view at work. FYI.

Thirty Days of Awesome: Day Twenty-Five

This is not on YouTube, so you're going to have to click the link below and go to a whole 'nother site and watch it there. I know, your life is so hard.

Maintaining Your Heterosexual House of Cards

Thirty Days of Awesome: Day Twenty-Four

Elephants are definitely awesome.

Thirty Days of Awesome: Day Twenty-Three

I shouldn't have blown my wad with all those awesome Blackpool clips right before November started. Oh well; here's one you haven't seen yet.

Thirty Days of Awesome: Day Twenty-Two

Phoning it in for the holiday. I defy you to escape without getting this song stuck in your head.

Thirty Days of Awesome: Day Twenty-One

I am utterly charmed.

Thirty Days of Awesome: Day Twenty

I can't believe I'm about to post something from College Humor, but there you go.

Thirty Days of Awesome: Day Nineteen

I absolutely maintain that this is a valid "awesome" entry.

Thirty Days of Awesome: Day Eighteen

Thirty Days of Awesome: Day Seventeen

This is almost funnier in incomprehensible German.

Thirty Days of Awesome: Day Sixteen

Equal portions horror and hilarity. I must bump this show further up my To Watch list.

Thirty Days of Awesome: Day Fifteen

Halfway point! Celebration:

Thirty Days of Awesome: Day Fourteen

Okay, this was discovered while searching for the Something There clip for Beauty and the Beast. (Don't ask.) At that time, it was the first search result, which is sadly no longer the case. I challenge you to watch this and not laugh a little and then, on second thought, actually start to wonder.*



* I have my own opinion, stemming from the additional information that the characters are based on Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's old favorites.

Thirty Days of Awesome: Day Thirteen

SO, SO AWFUL.



Bonus! (What with the shortness and all.)

Thirty Days of Awesome: Day Twelve

Can this really be a tribute to all things awesome without a cat video? Answer: No.



The music is what really makes it.