Technology Brings Us Closer: Great Messages I Have Received This Week

an email (excerpted):

Random thoughts on [wedding] vows/ceremony

Things that must not be included:
Nursery rhymes
The word "love" --Seriously, I will throw up.
No mention of souls. They don't fucking exist. We are not "two souls joined into one."

a voicemail (excerpted):

Hey, it's your dad. I was thinking of sending a text message so I thought I'd give you a call and ask you how. Give me a call back if you get a chance.