So PoMo

Occasionally I get emails from restaurants around town. The restaurants have my email for various reasons, mostly because I told them to email me a confirmation rather than calling me. Inevitably I get put on their news lists, which I generally don't mind, as it reminds me "oh, I haven't been there in a while, and look, a wine tasting..."

I think, however, I may have to unsubscribe from at least one restaurant thanks to following phrase:

A Wine Dinner Event This Monday - June 4th - 7:00 post modern time

No no no no no— it buuuuuuurns.

You shouldn't spring that sort of thing on a girl first thing in the morning; it's just not cricket.